HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

It is 14^th feb 2015. I am in the dark by lanes of a filthy area. And we are hailing the SRS, VHP, BD. Trust me if you want to survive you need to do this. The lane is full of contrived faces, who are trying to cover their lament.

It has been 5 years since we have celebrated valentine’s day or friend’s day, mother’s day, father’s day, rose day, or any other day for that matter. I personally have not seen female gender for 1 year now. They are a rarity these days and the only females you got to see are in your own houses.

People have stopped roaming out, there is a general sense of despair, foreign tourists have stopped coming to India, people are spending a gloomy, dull and dismal lives. It is only VHP, SRS and BD and their self avowed moral raj(rather goonda raj) that are ruling the roost.

Picture looks dingy but could be a reality if we don’t put a check on these self proclaimed moral police and saviour  of Indian culture and their destruction of anything and everything that is UNINDIAN.

So friends time has come when we go all out with more spunk, more vigour, more charisma and more chutzpah to tell these pontificating and pedantic bastards that we have set ourselves free from the bounds of slavery and nobody, I mean NOBODY, can dictate their terms on us. A very interesting instance needs to be mentioned here and  that is about Mrs. Renuka Choudhary, union women and child development minister, who has called a PUB BHARO ANDHOLAN, which I think is a befitting reply to these morons. So guys, if we need to, lets fill the pub this valentine’s day and show these trash cans that that we are indeed free by all means!!!!! HAPPY VALENTINE”S DAY!!!!